News: 1000+ Ways to Open a Beer Bottle

Here it is, the first 15 methods courtesy of WonderHowTo, plus 1001 and counting from Stefan Lampert's blog solely dedicated to the subject. Stefan's blog is in German, so English speakers should click on Google Translator in the upper left corner.

Oh, and don't forget the clever method pictured above via There, I Fixed It.

1. Dollar Bill
2. Chainsaw
3. Newspaper
4. Piece of Paper
5. Gold Wedding Ring
6. Napkin
7. Lighter
8. Cell Phone
9. Forearm
10. Carabiner
11. Water Bottle
12. Another Beer Bottle
13. Battery
14. Ladder
15. CD

A few favorites from Stefan's blog:

• Previously, Who Needs a Girlfriend: Legos Open Beers.